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Meet the Shoveler!Profile of a Typical Mysteryman:
- He's a blue-collar working man...
- His favorite sports are bowling and slot-car racing...
- He lives in a duplex...
- He goes to church on Sunday...
- He believes in flying saucers...
- He's addicted to Dristan nasal decongestant...
- He still has his Christmas lights up in March...
- He will never own a yacht...
- He has two teenage daughters froma previous marriage that are just hitting puberty...
- His best-fitting suit came from JC Penney's...
- He has a textbook case of male-pattern baldness, a truss, fallen arches, a touch of prostate problems...
...and a shovel that will kill!
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While digging one fateful day, ditch-digger and quarryman Stan Belarsky discovered a holy singing shovel that once belonged to the legendary King Arthur of Camelot. As he was a just and honest man, the shovel wisely took him as its new master.
Now in his nimble, strong hands the shovel is a wicked averger of injustice and grand protector of the weak and downtrodden. The shovel has a mind of its own and talks in "Ye olde English" style, but will obey its master as long as his heart is pure...
Hey Kids! Get a sneak peek at the cover of the Mysterymen Comic, Shoveler #1!
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